The best show ever on the worst channel ever
If the lord hath blessed you with digital cable, you’re very lucky. I had my first encounter with Fox Reality Channel today (you know, because it’s sunny outside and your idiot is a vampire). Anyhow, Fox Reality is the dumbest channel this idiot has ever seen. I mean seriously, everyone who watches VH-1 celebreality shows should feel like a rocket scientist compared to those who dig the crap they’re showing on here.
Who Wants To Be A Superhero?
To further cement my reputation as an idiot, I am spending this sunny day indoors- working on my white pallor and watching the FRC marathon of “Who wants to be a superhero”. Seriously- this is the dumbest show ever. The show originally ran on the Sci-Fi channel, which explains why it eluded me until now. It challenges your brain to do as little as possible while still staying awake. It makes “I Love Money” look like Meet the Press. I love this show. It is my new favorite (except 3x a week when Big Brother is on…)
On this show, idiots who think they are superheroes wear costumes and participate in ridiculously stupid competitions to win the honor of becoming an actual comic book character and action figure. I know so many people who could audition for this show.
Hygena
My favorite contestants are Hygena, whose costume is combo french maid/ middle age spread mid 80’s Madonna and Mr Mitzpah- who wears what looks like a Barry Manilow meets the Gladiator ensemble. It’s super fun!
Mr. Mit It is fabulous!
I know for sure that my IQ is measurably lower now than before I watched this show. I feel dumber with each passing episode…my toes are a little numb.
I heart TV
Oh..and if you enough brain cells left to turn on the tv ever again, might I suggest “Reality Binge” also on the crappiest network ever. If you’re into a low-rent underwhelming fake Joel McHale extolling the virtues of all the other crap on reality tv then this is definately your show. It’s like The Soup sans the wit, sharpness and humor. Really hard to watch- really really bad tv. Not even this idiot can make it past the 5 minute mark. yeesh.
